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  • some1talkin 4:56 pm on August 21, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team’s performance soars. They win the county, state and eventually national championship. A few days before the Olympics Games, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says “Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest”. “What?” the coach says in a panic “How far down does it go?” Penelope replies “Down to my testicles. That’s something else I want to talk to you about…”

    One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. “What’s wrong, dearest?” asked the confused husband. “Oh darling” sobbed the wife “I was cleaning little Suzie’s room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What are we going to do?” “Well” replied the man “I guess a spanking is out of the question?

  • some1talkin 10:57 am on August 21, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    Driving Through Detroit at Night – Holy shit! 

    Viral Video: Driving Through Detroit at Night

  • some1talkin 8:20 am on August 20, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    Idiocracy Strikes Again 

    home depotTrue Story:

    To honor Military Veterans for their service, Home Depot very generously gives veterans a 10% discount on all purchases. I appreciate that and shop there all the time. To prove I’m a vet I carry my old (1970) Navy photo ID card.

    I’ve never had a problem until last week when a cashier informed me that she was going to give me the discount this time but that I didn’t really qualify and I wouldn’t be able to get it in the future.

    I asked her why and she told me that my ID card had expired.


  • some1talkin 9:34 am on August 19, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    The Hubris of Colleges and the Stupidity of Graduates. 

    collegesCan you imagine receiving a brochure full of pictures, trivial news and highlights of drab events from a former employer – for the rest of your life – even if you only worked there for a few years? OK, maybe you can and maybe you’d be interested to see how old friends are doing and maybe there’d be a slight interest in the status of the company but after a while your friends are gone and you’ve moved on. Right?

    Can you imagine if the brochures from your former employer asked you to give them money to help them along, to help the bottom line? How about if they asked for an endowment? Sponsorship? Trusts. Donate land to us. Give us your time. Send your children to work for us.

    I think a lot of people would be a little put off by the hubris of the company.

    So how do colleges get away with this? 

    Think about it..

    Colleges get massive amounts of tuition, make and spend gazillion$ on sports, receive large subsidies from the federal government, have tax free status and have campuses that are like resorts – and then they poor-mouth former students to get them to give them even more money.

    This because they attended the school once.

    Have you been to a campus lately – you might want to call it a resort or maybe a monument to generosity and excess. They obviously have a LOT of money so why are they begging for money and why are they begging former students?

    Because you are un-American if you don’t LOVE LOVE LOVE your former college. You must sticker your car and wear sweatshirts and ball caps with school logos – all the time and forever.


    I hated school. I hated the tuition. I hated the long hours in boring classes. I hated wasting my days because my classes were so spread out. I hated studying long hours. I hated giving a weeks pay for a book. I hated the government loans I had to pay back. I loved graduating. I loved getting out of there. Yes I had friends and great times but nothing has changed since I left – I still have friends and great times and I don’t go to college anymore.

    I don’t LOVE LOVE LOVE my Alma mater. Frankly, I could give a shit about it. I got an education there and paid dearly for it. If anyone should get rewarded it would be the kindergarten teacher that introduced me to education.

    Colleges are so full of hubris and their ‘educated’ people are stupid enough to fall for it.

    I scratch my head.

    I don’t get it.


  • some1talkin 6:02 pm on July 30, 2016 Permalink | Reply  


  • some1talkin 3:28 pm on July 29, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    Little Sally and the Penis 

    Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother “Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!” Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally said “It reminded me of a peanut”. Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked “Really small, was it?” Sally replied “No… salty”.

  • some1talkin 2:26 pm on July 29, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    Make Up Artist Turns int Ron Swanson. 

  • some1talkin 9:55 pm on July 28, 2016 Permalink | Reply  


    WOMAN: “Do you drink beer?”
    MAN: “Yes”.

    WOMAN: “How many beers a day?”
    MAN:”Usually about 3″.

    WOMAN: “How much do you pay per beer?”
    MAN: “$5 which includes a tip”.

    WOMAN: “And how long have you been drinking?”
    MAN:”About 20 years, I suppose”.

    WOMAN: “So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 correct?”

    WOMAN: “If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?”

    WOMAN: “Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in an interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?”
    MAN: “Do you drink beer?”

    WOMAN: “No”.
    MAN: “Where’s your Ferrari?”

  • some1talkin 9:53 pm on July 28, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    A girl realised that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mum calmly said “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair”. The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister “My monkey has grown hair”. Her sister smiled and said “That’s nothing – mine is already eating bananas”.

  • some1talkin 9:52 pm on July 28, 2016 Permalink | Reply  

    I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

    A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer’s house) and would always leave with a bucket full of fish. The fellow had a boat but a fishing pole was not to be seen. The farmer mentioned the situation to the Ranger. The Ranger then started watching this man and all that the farmer said was true! The man would arrive at the lake in the morning and by early afternoon, he had a bucket full of fish. So the Ranger dressed like a fisherman one day and approached the man. They exchanged pleasantries and the stranger asked the Ranger in disguise to come fish with him. They boated for 45 minutes and arrived at a secluded spot. The stranger then pulled out a stick of dynamite. Ranger: “I’m going to have to place you under arrest – I’m a Ranger and you are fishing illegally!” The stranger calmly lit the stick of dynamite and handed it to the Ranger. Stranger: “Are you gonna talk or fish?”

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