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  • some1talkin 11:02 am on March 10, 2015 Permalink | Reply  

    More jokes… 

    Think about it… Bruce Jenner had never had an automobile accident until he became a woman.

    Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings. He sat beside her and said “I heard you were planning to leave me?” She replied “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a paedophile!” Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds “That’s a mighty big word for a 9 year old!”

    Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor. Mick says “Jesus Paddy, what ya doing?” Paddy says “Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter…

    Whenever anyone asks more what I do for a living I tell them I’m a gynaecologist. I’m really a cloakroom assistant in the Houses of Parliament but it’s the same thing, I spend all day looking at cunts…

    A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says “I’ll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla”. He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says “What do you want, fat-head?” The lady behind the counter, shocked, says “Why did you call him that?” “I’ll tell you why” says the dad “There’s really only three things a man wants in life.
    First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That’s mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along”.

  • some1talkin 1:18 pm on February 26, 2015 Permalink | Reply  


    I was walking downtown the other day when I saw these two jerk-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the belt, same outfits, so I yelled to over to them “Hey faggots did you plan that?”  Anyway, they arrested me.


    A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter’s innocence, the mother turns around and says “Don’t worry; that was an insect”. To which, her daughter replies “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that”.


    My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Cancel my allowance, trash my bedroom, throw all my clothes out the window, take my front door and car keys away and kick me out of the house”. Well she didn’t actually put it quite like that – she said “Dad, say hello to Mohammed…”

    Paddy’s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. “Did you find the shampoo?” Paddy says “yes but it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine”.

    Texas A&M Study Rated Obama 5th Best President in America’s History. From a total of 44 US Presidents: Obama is rated as the fifth best. The A&M’s Public Relations Office released this statement “After almost six years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the fifth best President ever”. These are the details according to Texas A&M:

    1. Reagan and Lincoln tied for first;

    2. Twenty three presidents tied for second;

    3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third;

    4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth;

    and Obama came in fifth.

  • some1talkin 7:15 pm on February 8, 2015 Permalink | Reply  


  • some1talkin 2:33 pm on December 25, 2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Left Wing Police Procedure 

    left wing police procedure

  • some1talkin 1:03 am on December 24, 2014 Permalink | Reply

    I Won’t Let You Down 

    Video is fun to watch and music is easy to listen to.

    How can you go wrong?


  • some1talkin 5:08 pm on December 23, 2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Hey Obummer 

  • some1talkin 9:24 am on December 21, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: charlatans, liberal media, opportunist politicians, politically correct liberals, race-baiting, , truth   

    America is not a red-headed murderous nation. 

    Just because America has some racists in it that doesn’t make us a racist nation. Likewise, America also has some red-headed murderers but that doesn’t make us a red-headed murderous nation either.

    The truth is that we are a nation that has worked very hard to accept everyone. We are a nation that has worked tirelessly to eliminate racism. America is a nation of opportunity for all regardless of race yet we are repeatedly being told that we’re racists in everything we do and think.

    The liberal media, opportunist politicians, politically correct liberals and the race-baiting charlatans repeat the racism mantra over and over again until we forget the truth and begin to believe the lie.

    I believe this is being done to take advantage of the good nature of people.

    I AM NOT a racist.

    I AM offended by and fed up with the lawless opportunistic misbehavior, politically divisive leadership and the endless mantra of lies.

    Having written this, I can now be labelled a racist.

    For not accepting the lies and voicing it, same thing – racist.

    For cutting the grass – racist.

    For waking up in the morning – racist.

    Breathing – racist.


  • some1talkin 9:03 am on December 20, 2014 Permalink | Reply  



  • some1talkin 8:13 pm on December 18, 2014 Permalink | Reply  

    And one more Ferguson pic 


  • some1talkin 8:12 pm on December 18, 2014 Permalink | Reply  



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