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  • some1talkin 8:09 pm on April 21, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    A Very Interesting Read 

    A very interesting read, a Marine’s View of what is really going on.  This young man is articulate and has a flare for colorful language, and descriptive prose, Scorpions, Chiggers & Sand Fleas.  It’s a great letter, a must read for every American citizen.

    From a Recon Marine in Afghanistan :

    From the Sand Pit

    It’s freezing here.  I’m sitting on hard cold dirt between rocks and shrubs at the base of the  Hindu Kush  Mountains, along the Dar’yoi Pamir River, watching a hole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave.  Stake out, my friend, and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles.

    I also glance at the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to avoid another scorpion sting.  I’ve actually given up battling the chiggers and sand fleas, but the scorpions give a jolt like a cattle prod.  Hurts like a bastard.  The antidote tastes like transmission fluid, but God bless the Marine Corps for the five vials of it in my pack.  The one truth the Taliban cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they are human beings, which means they have to eat food and drink water.  That requires couriers and that’s where an old bounty hunter like me comes in handy.

    I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage facilities, type the info into the hand held, and shoot the coordinates up to the satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware.  We bash some heads for a while, and then I track and record the new movement.  It’s all about intelligence.  We haven’t even brought in the snipers yet.  These scurrying rats have no idea what they’re in for.  We are but days away from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to begin.  But you know me; I’m a romantic.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This country blows, man.  It’s not even a country.  There are no roads, there’s no infrastructure, there’s no government.

    This is an inhospitable, rock-pit shit-hole ruled by eleventh century warring tribes.  There are no jobs here like we know jobs.   Afghanistan offers only two ways for a man to support his family, join the opium trade or join the army.  That’s it.  Those are your options.  Oh, I forgot, you can also live in a refugee camp and eat plum-sweetened, crushed beetle paste and squirt mud like a goose with stomach flu, if that’s your idea of a party.  But the smell alone of those ‘tent cities of the walking dead’ is enough to hurl you into the poppy fields to cheerfully scrape bulbs for eighteen hours a day.

    I’ve been living with these Tajiks and Uzbeks, and Turkmen and even a couple of Pashtu’s, for over a month-and-a-half now, and this much I can say for sure: These guys, are Huns, actual, living Huns.  They LIVE to fight.  It’s what they do.  It’s ALL they do.  They have no respect for anything; not for themselves, their families, or for each other.  They claw at one another as a way of life.  They play polo with dead calves and force their five-year-old sons into human cockfights to defend the family honor.  Just Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who feed on each other’s barbarism.  Cavemen with AK-47’s.  Then again, maybe I’m just a cranky young bastard.

    I’m freezing my ass off on this stupid hill because my lap warmer is running out of juice, and I can’t recharge it until the sun comes up in a few hours.  Oh yeah!  You like to write letters, right?  Do me a favor, Bizarre.  Write a letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that awful, sneering, pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban “smart”.  They are not smart.  I suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because the word they are looking for is “cunning”.  The Taliban are cunning, like jackals, hyenas, and wolverines.  They are sneaky and ruthless, and when confronted, they are cowardly.  They are hateful, malevolent parasites who create nothing and destroy everything else.

    Smart?  Bullshit!  Yeah, they’re real smart,  Most can’t read, but they’ve spent their entire lives listening to Imams telling them about only one book (and not a very good one, as books go).  They consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to be products of the devil.  They’re still trying to figuring out how to work a Bic lighter.  Talking to a Taliban warrior about improving his quality of life is like trying to teach an ape how to hold a pen.   Eventually he just gets frustrated and sticks you in the eye with it.

    OK, enough.  Snuffle will be up soon, so I have to get back to my hole.  Covering my tracks in the snow takes a lot of practice, but I’m good at it.

    Please, I tell you and my fellow Americans to turn off the TV sets and move on with your lives.  The story line you are getting from CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC and other liberal news agencies is utter bullshit and designed not to deliver truth but rather to keep you glued to the screen so you will watch the next commercial.  We’ve got this one under control.  The worst thing you guys can do right now is sit around analyzing what we’re doing over here.  You have no idea what we’re doing, and you really don’t want to know.  We are your military, and we are only doing what you sent us here to do.

    From a Jack Recon Marine in  Afghanistan , Semper Fi.

    “Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps is paying most of your share”.

    Send this to YOUR FRIENDS so that people there will really know what is going on over here.

    God Bless America .

    PS  Why would any civilized country
    want to bring these barbarians
    into their cities or states. 

    To do so is total suicidal insanity!

     

    Source: http://itmakessenseblog.com/2017/04/21/we-dont-recognize-how-good-we-have-it-in-the-usa/

     
  • some1talkin 5:21 pm on April 20, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    Funny Shit 

    Dr: I have your diagnosis.

    ME: Make it quick, I don’t have much time.

    Dr: Who told you?

     


    Hotel: Your room is 332, enjoy your stay.

    Dad: I assume the porn is disabled?

    Hotel: No, it’s regular porn you sick fuck.

     

    So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another Egg?

    “No, I mean do you have any questions about the job?”

     
  • some1talkin 9:52 pm on April 14, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    Sometimes I See Shit That Blows My Mind 

    This blows my mind:

    Government doesn’t need this much money. This is nuts. Period.

     
  • some1talkin 7:31 am on April 10, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    San Fransisco Has Human Poop Maps 

    Now you can avoid stepping in human waste with this handy pocket sized street map that marks all the spots where it has been reported that humans have pooped on the sidewalks, elevators, park benches etc..

    Now that’s what I call a great tourist guide.

    http://mashable.com/2014/11/21/public-poop-san-francisco/#k3l.2MHWFOqp

     

     
  • some1talkin 7:03 am on March 9, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    A Quick SJW Refresher on being Triggered. 

     
  • some1talkin 5:27 am on February 28, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    Racist ID Policies 

    id

     
  • some1talkin 7:09 am on February 27, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    Ann Coulter twitter:

    The Trump administration intends to enforce bank robbery laws, even when the robber has a family and has committed no other crimes.

     
  • some1talkin 7:08 am on February 27, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    In A Liberal World 

    libs

     
  • some1talkin 9:49 am on February 24, 2017 Permalink | Reply
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    Knock Knock 

    knockknock

     
  • some1talkin 8:40 am on February 22, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    The Affordable Car Act – every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2018 

    I saw this comment on a website and thought it was pretty funny but makes a good point:

     

    The democrats have just proposed a new law entitled “The Affordable CAR Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2018:
    In the first year these cars will be free. After the first year ‘affordable’ cars will cost an estimated average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, tags, registration, fuel, maintenance, or repair costs.
    This law will be “justified” because, until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase cars. This new law ensures that every American and illegal immigrant can now have an ‘affordable’ car of their own, because everyone is ‘entitled’ to a new car. If you purchase your car before the end of the year, you will receive four ‘free’ tires (does not include mounting).
    In order to make sure everyone purchases an ‘affordable car,’ the cost of owning a car will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don’t want or can’t afford to maintain. But, to be fair, people who can’t afford to maintain their car will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents car(s) to drive until they turn 27, after which date they must purchase their own affordable car.
    If you already have a car, you can scrap your car. If you don’t want or don’t need a car, you are required to buy one anyway. If you refuse to buy one or can’t afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one, or face imprisonment. If you cannot (or don’t want to) purchase an ‘affordable car’ from a private business, you can buy a starter car from the U. S. government ‘affordable car exchange.’ Such a car will have the basic necessities and will only cost ‘slightly more’ than a similar car purchased from a private business. Plus, since your tax dollars will subsidize the purchase of a car from the U. S. government’s ‘affordable car exchange,’ it will appear that you are getting a good deal.

     
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